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me:
cries when i can't go to a concert
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me:
cries when i can go to a concert
necklace-of-rope:
so, today this girl in my class asked what the word procrastination meant and i said ‘can i explain that later?’ and my teacher laughed for like five minutes and when he stopped the girl whispered ’ i don’t get it’
growitbacktom:
in biology today we were doing a urine lab
and some girl was standing in front of the beakers so i said,
“urine my way”
and omg
i have never loved myself so much before
isuckatprettymucheverything:
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
for hands
scissors
jagkingoffgaskarth:
allforatl:
alex-gaskarth-doing-stuff:
Alex shows everyone how to perfect the “sassy sip.”
The most hilarious part is that I have a friend who pretty much makes that exact same face whenever she’s sipping her drinks.
cool no one cares stop commenting on every post u reblog thank u
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me:
closes wrong tab
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me:
PTERODACTYL NOISE